3. The Ancient Art of Playing Video Games All Day

This ancient art form involves mastering the delicate balance of entertainment and productivity.

Step 1: Get lost in the game. Let yourself be absorbed into a virtual world and forget about the world around you.

Step 2: Find your sweet spot. Where the thrill of victory and agony of defeat meet.

Step 3: Couch surf, but not literally. Find a comfortable spot to play and stay there.

By following these steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming a master procrastinator.

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